Check out this shirt I ran across in my “archive” (photo gallery, not like Rachel Zoe’s inimitable archive.)
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Saint Louis, of course, is teeming with Cardinal Fever, right now. No matter where I am, I have to admit, the next two games and their respective outcomes might weigh heavy against my songwriting efforts. I cannot imagine what it would be like if the Cards were now up against the Royals, instead. The ensuing mayhem, and my inner battle of my now two cross-state hometowns… Oi!
Fear not, though. I still have new stuff to post soon, if only in a rough first-mix form.
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Yes. I must award Kansas City Irish Fest with “Cutest Branding of Any Irish Fest I’ve Ever Played”. Yes, even my performance contract is cute.
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Lately, I’ve noticed Dr. Roger Starner Jones‘ careless letter –of 23 August 2009 to the Jackson, Mississippi Clarion Ledger- making the rounds of the anti-healthcare-reform blogosphere. Jones, an ER physician University of Mississippi Medical Center.
During my last shift in the ER, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient with a shiny new gold tooth, multiple elaborate tattoos and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite R&B tune for a ring tone.
Glancing over the chart, one could not help noticing her payer status: Medicaid.
She smokes a costly pack of cigarettes every day and, somehow, still has money to buy beer.
And our president expects me to pay for this woman’s health care?
Our nation’s health care crisis is not a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. It is a crisis of culture — a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on vices while refusing to take care of one’s self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance.
Life is really not that hard. Most of us reap what we sow.
Starner Jones, MD
Jackson
He doesn’t mention that the woman actually told him how much she spent on these extravagances, and when. He says the gold was recent, but did he do better than just assume that? Gold crowns generally cost the same or less than porcelain crowns. Maybe someone else insisted on paying for that. At any rate, I doubt seriously that the woman in question was spending $800/month on smokes, beer, ringtones, phone service, and tattoos. She could easily spend much more than that on individual health insurance.
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As a quasi-vegetarian, I must admit this is a bit disturbing. As I sit in wait for the post-apocalypse, that I think isn’t here yet, though, this might just be genius. It’s a “business card” made from beef jerky, with a laser-inscribed name and message.
We’ve waited forever for a breakthrough like this.
Actually, is there a Li-Ion card with built-in solar charger coming? How about a card that will electrolyze water into hydrogen and oxygen, so I can run my car on it?
What about a business shotgun, axe, or ball bat. That would help fight off the zombies that are sure to come.
What do my ‘net peeps think about this meat madness? Is it just mad?
Could they make a vegan version? Dried Peach Cards?
Raisin Cards?
Maybe I’ll stick with the shotgun card.
If you want your bizniss on a slab-o-dried-beef, check it out at MeatCards.com. Yum!
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iPhones, iPods, Zunes, Archos, and the many other portable music and video players have lots of things in common. One of the hottest things, though, is earbuds. All of us who carry devices and their earbuds have the same problem, too. How do you safely store your earbuds.
DIY sites on the internet host thousands of tips on cheap, easy ways to stow those earbuds, but, invariably, the advice is bad. The most commonly touted “clever” solution I’ve seen is the old “wrap the cord around a credit card” trick. Please don’t wrap your cord around a credit card. A credit card is the worst thing to wrap your cords around. Any time you bend a cord, you put stress on those bend points. Doubling a cord back on itself around a credit card, a library card, or a piece of cardstock is a horrible idea. What happens when you repeatedly bend a paper clip back and forth? It wears out and breaks. It may take several times. It may take several hundred times, but that’s a shortened life for an earbud cord. Wrapping around your hand or your iPod itself is better, but it still puts stress on the cord. So, what do you do?
The best way to wrap a cord is in a circle, the bigger the radius the better. You could wrap some duct tape around a toilet paper tube, a short piece of PVC pipe, a 6oz water bottle.
If you don’t feel up to making your own, you can always purchase the ready made type. Some of these are merely cases, but you can neatly roll the cord up into a circle, and place it gently within.



Cable Turtle
($4.00 and up in different colors), iBeatle
(how cute and only $6.49 at time of writing), and JLab JBuds Case
(around $10 and several different colors). All available at Amazon.com.
Sometimes, though, I just roll up the cord and place it neatly into a freezer “zip” bag (Glad, ZipLock, Target, etc.)
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Okay, here’s the real numero uno, the big cheese, the first one I did, a few days ago, and should have posted on Sunday.
Well, yeah. It’s a rough mix of “Mein Hut er hat einen Pickel”, a little “folk” tune that I’ve plagiarized a genuine folk tune to create.
Anywho, this is a little something that’s been bugging the dark places in my brain for a couple of years. It will have an animated video to go along with it.
Mein Hut er hat einen Pickel Play
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If you’re still haven’t voted, and you’re sitting around wasting all your time, reading my stupid blog, get the *$%# off your bed, couch, or bean bag chair, and drag your arse to your polling place. Being an American is hard work, whether you were born here, or are naturalized, but somebody has to do it
Thank you.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you’re reading this in English, thank those selfish emmer-effers that sailed to and overtook your homeland and killed off the younger of the country’s males, degrading your forebears’ language and culture, till there was nothing left.









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