• Meat Card: The New Business Card.

    As a quasi-vegetarian, I must admit this is a bit disturbing. As I sit in wait for the post-apocalypse, that I think isn’t here yet, though, this might just be genius. It’s a “business card” made from beef jerky, with a laser-inscribed name and message.

    We’ve waited forever for a breakthrough like this.

    Actually, is there a Li-Ion card with built-in solar charger coming? How about a card that will electrolyze water into hydrogen and oxygen, so I can run my car on it?

    What about a business shotgun, axe, or ball bat. That would help fight off the zombies that are sure to come.

    What do my ‘net peeps think about this meat madness? Is it just mad?

    Could they make a vegan version? Dried Peach Cards?

    Raisin Cards?

    Maybe I’ll stick with the shotgun card.

    If you want your bizniss on a slab-o-dried-beef, check it out at MeatCards.com. Yum!

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    Posted by jonathan @ 12:53 pm for Mania that Pervades Jonathan's Soul |

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